Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Halloween treat












Source:

Ghosts in the Graveyard or Boo Cups

3 1/2 cups cold milk
2 small boxes Jell-O Chocolate Flavor
Instant Pudding & Pie Filling
1 (12 ounce) container Cool Whip Whipped Topping, thawed
1 (16 ounce) package chocolate sandwich cookies, crushed

Pour cold milk into large bowl; add pudding mixes. Beat with wire whisk for 2 minutes. Stir in 3 cups of the whipped topping and 1/2 of the cookies.

Ghosts in the Graveyard

Spoon into 13 x 9-inch baking dish. Sprinkle with remaining cookies. Refrigerate 1 hour or until ready to serve. Store dessert in refrigerator.

Makes 15 servings.

Decorate with Milano cookies placed perpendicular (like tombstones), candy and remaining whipped topping dropped by spoonfuls (to make ghosts).

Boo Cups

Spoon mixture and remaining crushed cookies into 12 to 16 individual cups, and decorate as suggested above.


Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Where Yes = No & No = Yes












"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.

"Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to.

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset you moron.

"We need to talk" = I need to complain.

"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he falls asleep

Answering the question, "What's wrong?"


"...The same old thing" = Nothing

"...Everything" = My PMS is acting up

"...Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such a jerk

Courtesy: Google

Friday, November 13, 2009

The world is going to DOGS!




















For the dear ones who complain "Hate my Job"

Thank god for small mercies! Amen!




















You did dare :-o











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